[BHS etree] JACKET: Submissions for April Fool's Edition

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PLEASE DO NOT REPLY to the etree, contact Natalie Gaber
[mailto:nataliegaber at comcast.net] 

Do you think you're funny? Do your friends laugh at your jokes? Submit
an article to the Jacket April Fool's Edition! 

The Jacket editorial staff is collecting funny and/or satirical
submissions* NOW until Friday, March 23. 

Please send all submissions as Microsoft Word attachments to
bhsjacketnews at yahoo.com. 
Some submissions may not be used, and names might be changed. 
If you have any questions, send an e-mail to bhsjacketnews at yahoo.com.
Thank you!
-The Jacket editorial staff

*Please refrain from direct attacks/insults at specific people.